HOLY MACKEREL!!
Geez, Randy, I don't know what to say. . .
Maybe the Fedex guys thought you wouldn't notice the giant crack, the bent eges, the "extra" pieces of the shipping crate, the road grit. . .
I mean, c'mon, you really have to get close to notice these things. Like with a magnifying glass, or the Hubble Telescope.
Okay, my sarcasm is probably not helping.
Randy, I sincerely hope this mess gets straightened out. I'm sure it will, but looking at those pictures makes me want to cry for you.