Yaaaa soooooo. As I said, start with slow dances and avoid talking about your pants for 2, 3 minutes at a time maybe......
LOL Kidding!

and while I'm being inexcusably mean.....
St.Pat's Guy! How dare you start a story with "Back in my college days I shared a balcony with the girls from next door." and end it with nothing but 'got drug to a club'!!!

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.