Psychiatry Mad Libs are crazy, yo!

Noun: Ritalin, no-show fee
Verb: Repress, prescribe
Adj.: histrionic, intrusive
Event: APA meeting, test drive

But not as good as Axiom Mad Libs:

Noun: subwoofer, Negative Orange, n00b, speaker wire, goo
Verb: blare, harass, hijack, compare, contrast, audition
Adj.: bright, warm, neutral, kick-ass, juvenile
Event: Tuttlefest, Axiomfest, Chili Cook off

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.