What, what? I'll be vindicated once the news story breaks.

"Dateline, San Francisco: For a community that thought it seen it all, this story really takes the cake. Or the ribbed foot, as it were. Local computer expert and philantropist Ken Carlile ... [yada yada]"

See, mainstream media? I've served it up for you! Now go investigate!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.