You know, you got me thinking about that. I had just laughed it off as funny, i.e., "Stupid dog, doesn't know it just ripped one."

But what if the dog was just acting?

Man, I just ripped one! Quick! Better jump up and pretend like I just got startled by a weird noise so that maybe they'll think that someone else did it!

Now if I ever caught that on tape, I'd be in business.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.