Another example of how kids learn things these days: Little Johnny went to summer camp and the first night it was awful dark and he was afraid of sleeping by himself. So he gets up and goes to one of the young female teachers and asks if he could sleep with her because he's afraid of the dark. "No!", she answers, so he then whines "But mommy lets me when I'm scared". "Well, all right", she says, "but just for tonight".
A couple minutes pass and Little Johnny asks "Can I tickle your belly button with my finger?" "No!", she responds, but again he whines "But mommy lets me". "Well, I suppose it's okay", she says.
A couple more minutes pass, and suddenly the teacher jumps up screaming "That's NOT my belly button!". "Yeah, and it ain't my finger either!".
