Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. \:\)


Nick 'The Dragon Slayer' obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be certain death should he ever try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day, Nick revealed his secret to his colleague Horatio "The Physician", the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to do so.

Without pause, Nick agreed to the scheme.

The following day, Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambres to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hrs, would cure this type of itch, and that tests showed that, among all citizens of the Kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as an antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put in his mouth, and for the next four hrs, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching eventually subsided, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by the King and Queen as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio would never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick....

The moral of the story....


PAY YOUR FREAKING BILLS!!!


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