AndyP,

I just learned of the joys of a zero-turn riding lawn mower. They are the shiznittle bam snip snap sack! So fun to drive and I can just zip through acres of property in a matter of a few hours while triming around most of the trees at the same time.

I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.

-Max Payne