Two engineering students are riding their bikes across campus when one of them says to the other...

"Where did you get that awesome looking bike?"

The other engineering student answers....

"This beautiful girl came riding up to me the other day, throws the bike down, tears off all her clothes and tells me I can have whatever I want...... so I took the bike."

The other engineer thinks it over for a minute....

"Good choice, I doubt if the clothes would have fit you."


Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.