This Week's Supermarket Checkout HeadLines:

Enquirer:
"Osama Bin Laden--High on heroin, wife rats him out.
He cried and begged for his life."

Sounds more like a mafiosi hit, no?


And speaking of getting rich from prohibition rum running...

Boston Magazine:
"When Camelot Attacks--The inside story of the Kennedys' attempt to surpress the miniseries."

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.