Originally Posted By: fredk
Questions like: "So, when are you coming over to fix my cupboards Bob?"


"Cupboards" Pffffttthhhh! You ARE from Canada, huh? And old, too!

(You know, if this weren't Fred, I'd have to put over 30 smiley faces here, so the red light/siren combo on Amie's kitchen ceiling doesn't go off.)

And now that they've re-opened (today) the Natalie Wood case from 1981, may I recall one of my favorite jokes on the subject? C'mon, it's not like it's 30 years ago--YES, it IS 30 years ago!

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.