I buy them at the dollar store. Black, big girl, re-enforced toes and saddle.

Women still wear pantyhose, Tom. In Seattle, if you look real closely, you can see that they're hiding feminine "leg lawn."

Seriously. They keep the filter ridges from getting clogged. Instead of removing it and cleaning it, I just use a stiff hair brush and brush off the dust that's clinging. And, if they're black I can see just how much dust is on there.

You know how that works, Tom , right?


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.