LOL, Tom!

Poor Nick. He has a pre-teen daughter, with a chameleon, and a teen daughter who, by definition, is a chameleon.

In order to raise teens properly, one MUST have completed at least some course work in zoology. Some cryptozoology wouldn't hurt, either. When I taught teens, I found the threat of waterboarding to be quite effective.

Nick, the drywall will not hold out long enough for this application, therefore I suggest Durock or cement backer board.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.