DISAPPOINTING EINSTEIN


With so many science peeps and science buffs around here, I'm kinda surprised no one jumped on this three weeks ago when it happened.

Only one nation on earth has ever learned how to take Einstein from theory to application (there's an app for that?). Equally important, they violated Einsteinian laws of physics when they did it!

They achieved time travel to the future without the problem of increasing mass and velocity simultaneously. Though most of the people that live there have figured out, as individuals, how to vastly increase mass with no velocity applied whatsoever.

They moved forward in "time" a full 24 hours. They didn't have to even reach escape velocity, let alone light speed. No, they sat on their huge asses while they did it. Tedy Bruschi and Greg Luganis must be soooo chuffed right now.

So, unlike Tom, they took time matters into their own hands, left yesterday behind and, in a literal nanosecond, they were in tomorrow.

So, now you all of you PST's have been left in the dust, and by one of your own Pacificians as well.

See ya yesterday, suckers.


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