Would live to be "back," but this place is, for me, like a gay whorehouse. I could fritter away my time here all day, every day. (Ha! I don't think "fritter" aptly describes what one would do in a gay whorehouse---and why aren't there any gay whorehouses anyway? Oh, I remember! Because it's always free and anywhere there are more than 3 gay men in one place WILL become a whorehouse. Duh!)

Don't you guys wish that brothels merely had a single cover charge? Like a theme park, once you pay to get in, you can
do all the rides, all day long. Hmmmm? Anyone know any sex-addicted venture capitalists?


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.