isn't it interesting to note that we've had our hands in the internal affairs of most of the countries that are out to get us??
Now that's the thing about being Canadians. We are not big enough to ever fancy ourselves an empire that needs to go about messing up countries in the name of, well, whatever.
We can just hang out, drink beer and make Timmies jokes while you guys piss off the rest of the world.
P.S. Don't tell our current leader. For some odd reason, he fancies us a warrior nation.
First paragraph is false, bud. And he ain't my leader!