Damn! I was really hoping there'd be one name that was both an IKEA product and a Scandinavian metal band. I guess living < 3 miles from an IKEA puts me at an advantage. Or maybe it's just because I'm gay?

I'm glad one of the 3 I got wrong was Watain, so I could see a pic of the bass player covered in blood.

Take note, you extreme Northerners! See what happens when humans don't get enough hours of sunshine?


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.