this one will make more sense to the Canucks in the crowd, but you can use it for just about anywhere....

This is a true story: the warning is both serious and reliable. Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a flight from Toronto to Calgary. A man of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the heavy bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag. He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag, which appeared to contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to... with a word of advice for you: "Stay away from Regina. You got it? Please stay away from Regina, no matter what." My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be a terrorist attack?" she asked him. No," he whispered back. "It's a shithole.


"Chickens don't clap."