It's Ray's first day at the exclusive Golden Years Rest Home, and it starts out with a wonderful breakfast of steak and eggs and a glass of chilled prune juice.
As he sits eating his breakfast he starts listing over the right side of his chair. As he leans, a nurse rushes over and sits him back upright in his chair before bustling off to attent to another resident.
A few moments later Ray starts listing to his left side and, again, an alert nurse sits him back up straight.
A third time, Ray lists forward and a nurse catches him before his head touches the plate.
Ray's neighbor, Jack, shows up with his plate and sits next to him. He says, "So how do you like it here?"
Ray replies, "Everything is great, except one thing. They won't allow me to fart."
