Okay, okay. Back to the tried and true.
A man takes his 9 year old daughter with him to to the barbershop so she can experience the hoary male ritual of a good old-fashinoned shave and haircut.
He gives her a snack to keep her occupied, but she's so fascinated by the trimming, snipping, and cutting that she stands right next to the barber chair watching every move.
Finally the barber tells her "You know, little girl, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie."
She replies:
"Yeah, I'm gonna get tits too!"
