Man walks into the confessional and says to the priest "Father, I'm 76 years old and just had sex with two 18 year old girls". The priest replies "That's quite a sin. How long ago was your last confession?" "Father, I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish". The puzzled priest asks "Then why are you telling me this?" "I'm telling everyone!"

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