A man walked into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi...you know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month...I'd really much rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter."
"You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes, because of the long hours and meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday
trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The man said, "You're bull sh--ing me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
