Yes, Peter, it does pay to be observant. For another tasteful contribution consider the young woman in the maternity ward who was about to enter into labor. The nurse asks "Would you like your husband to be present?" She replies "I have no husband". The nurse asks "Then your boyfriend?". The reply is "I have no boyfriend", and the nurse, while curious, says no more.
The birth goes well and nurse comes in and tells her "You have a healthy bouncing baby boy, but before you see him I must tell you that the baby is black". The mother explains "I was without money to live and became so desperate that I worked in a porno film. The star was black".
The nurse replies "I see, but I must also tell you that the baby has blond hair". The mother says "The co-star was a big Swedish guy".
The nurse responds "But the baby has slant eyes". Mother explains "A little Chinese guy was also brought in".
The nurse then goes out and brings in the baby. The mother immediately gives it a big swat on the butt and he begins crying loudly. Mother cries "Thank God!" The puzzled nurse asks why she said that. "I was terrified that he would bark!"
