Well, in the spirit of the holiday recall the young lady who'd had a fantasy for years about doing Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. So one Christmas Eve she hides near the fireplace and waits. Sure enough, just after midnight the jolly old man comes down the chimney and leaves the toys around the tree. At that point she jumps out, tears off her blouse, and strikes a provocative pose.

Seeing this, Santa responds "Ho, ho, ho. Santa has to go. He has to deliver toys to the children!"

She then takes off her slacks. "Ho, ho, ho. Santa has to go. He has to deliver toys to the children!"

So then she takes off her bra and wiggles out of her panties. "Hey, hey, hey. Santa has to stay. He can't get back up the chimney with this hard on!"


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