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Why, Peter! It's your new life!

*&@!ing Virginia...


that's the weird thing, we hardly ever get snow here...at least any that sticks around for more than three days. We specialize in freezing rain, so you have to sand and salt the living sh!t out of the roads just so you can make a frantic run to the grocery store to get milk and bread lest ye starve to death in the confines of your home!

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?