tasteless joke warning....
Three pregnant women are sitting on a park bench kitting sweaters for their unborn children.
The first mother puts down her knitting and pops a pill into her mouth. The other two ask her what she took and she replies, "Vitamin E, it's good for the baby." The other women nod in agreement and continue knitting.
A short while later, the second mother pops a pill into her mouth, as well. The other two women ask the same question. She replies, "Vitamin D, it's good for the baby." Again, the others nod in agreement.
After a short pause, the third mother emits an exasperated sigh, tosses her knitting aside, rummages through her purse, and then pops a pill into her mouth. The other women ask her about the pill. She replies, "Thalidomide. I just can't seem to get the arms to come out straight on this damn sweater!"
