A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL
BLONDE WHO WAVES AT
HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE
HE KNOWS HER
FROM, SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE
REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE
THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL TO
HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM
MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT
I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE, WITH ALL MY BUDDIES
WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER
WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN
MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER"


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.