Doc, there was the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital who was giving a pre-release interview of a patient who'd been recommended for release.
Doctor: "If you're released, what do you plan to do?"
Patient:"Well, I have a degree in electrical engineering, which is a good job, so I could go back to that. I've also thought of writing a book about my experiences here in the hospital, which might help people having problems. I've developed an interest here in art history and I'm thinking of returning to college and studying that".
Doctor:"Well, that all sounds very good and should keep you busy."
Patient: "Yes, but the best thing is that in my spare time I can keep being a teapot!"
