A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their
dad for the clue.

Well he said, It's what mummy calls me sometimes!!!

The little girl screams 'Don't eat it, it's a f***ing asshole!!'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.