She lives just across the lake from Ian and Amie.

Another attempt at consoling myself:

I'd have a drink or two, and try to walk across the lake to Shania's. Jack Almighty! With my luck, I'd get half way across before I realized I'm not divine, and I'd drown.

STILL not working.


Jack

"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton