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United States Patent 5,163,447
#195281 02/06/08 10:42 PM
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Otherwise known as, The Musical Condom.

Who wouldn't like to have one of these for Valentine's Day?!

Maybe some of you gearheads can explain the subtleties of this to me. Or at least, better appreciate the effort that Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts put into it. Follow the link provided by the patent number to get the juicy details, or click here.

There's an interview with the inventor here.

I'd love to hear the Axiom faithful's favorite songs to upload to this bad boy. The mind boggles.

"Back in the Saddle"?
"Hurts So Good"?
The Theme from The Simpsons?


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Re: United States Patent 5,163,447
medic8r #195285 02/06/08 10:50 PM
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Finally, a use for my collection of slide whistles!

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medic8r #195286 02/06/08 10:53 PM
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Is it tube based?

Damn, I'm a funny guy!


::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
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MarkSJohnson #195287 02/06/08 10:55 PM
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 Quote:
The prophylactic works like this: record a song or message, put the prophylactic on, begin your business, then every time you thrust your recording is played out loud.


Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?


::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
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MarkSJohnson #195289 02/06/08 11:00 PM
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pmbuko #195293 02/06/08 11:09 PM
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Is the elephant on your avatar sneezing? I don’t get it


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JaimeG #195294 02/06/08 11:11 PM
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Right-click on it and view it in a separate window to see it full size. It's inflating itself.

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pmbuko #195297 02/06/08 11:25 PM
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ah I see.


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JaimeG #195303 02/07/08 12:49 AM
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I find it infinitely more satisfying when the wife sings while I am uploading.....

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MarkSJohnson #195313 02/07/08 01:30 AM
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Who would want to hear the same music 6 times in a row?

Yeah and for 4 hours straight.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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