So I told my wife "this was a once in a lifetime deal sweetie and I couldn't pass it up, :)".
IN OTHER WORDS:
"Please please please can I get these? This was a once in a lifetime deal sweetie and I couldn't pass it up. I promise i'll do the dishes for 2 months."
Hmmmmm this looks like the rarest of occasions. I am afraid there will be demerits to TWO man cards on the same offense. Oh the shame!!
BTW, nice setup; 2 500s is gonna generate quite an excess of testosterone!!
Even better - you have the 3rd 500 in Boston Cherry. Are you going to hook all three up and turn "War of the Worlds" loose on the neighborhood?