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Charles, if I were a betting man I would have to bet that everyone involved, including the girls and the bf, know how you feel about Claire. The present you gave her was the dead giveaway. K is right, you gotta make a choice and live with it.
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I guess I started this thread to showcase what a spineless specimen I am? It is a little known fact that males of the species Homo Erectus are able, in times of dire need, to grow/re-grow portions of their spine.
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Pity we're all H. sapiens...
well, probably.
Last edited by kcarlile; 05/24/08 02:46 PM.
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... well maybe. At the rate we are going, we have evolved into Homo Destructus, but thats another thread.
I am a firm believer in genetics. I'm almost certain we have inherited that spine growing trait... well, somtimes...
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Let's go back to the dancing theme. I've got the perfect technique for you, CV. It's called the fishstick, at it requires very little skill, coordination, or even rhythm. Give it a shot.
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I'm gonna have to practice that one.
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 I just blew tartar sauce everywhere.
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Back to flowers.
Back in the day, We convinced a shy buddy of ours to by a rose from the 'Rose Girl' who sold them at local night clubs and walk up to this girls he had been obsessed with all night and tell her that she deserves a rose.
Well he did, but when she asked "why?", he lost it and retreated when he couldn't figure out what to say.
Moral of the story, she thought his flustered retreat was so sweet, she hunted him down and they have been a happy couple ever since.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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Good point Murph. Anybody can execute 'awkward' well (since it comes naturally) and that gets you sincerity points. Most people who try for smoothe come off as lounge lizards.
The only thing holding you back now CV is the fear that she will say no and put you in the position you are already putting yourself in now by saying nothing.
Read the above sentance every morning after you get up and take a few moments to think about it.
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Just my opinion, but if CV doesn't get off his horse soon he may find that in the future Collaires kids are calling him uncle Charlie. 
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