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can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest? #212513 06/22/08 12:12 AM Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma terzaghi OP connoisseur OP terzaghi connoisseur Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma Well can you? I sure can't... give it a shot if you dare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs -David

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest? terzaghi #212519 06/22/08 02:43 AM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA C CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making C Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA I beat her. Not that she'll ever know.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest terzaghi #212542 06/22/08 12:14 PM Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 683 South Florida Spoiler aficionado Spoiler aficionado Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 683 South Florida I can't either...but her smile just melts me. Epic 80 / SVS PB13 Ultra Denon 3805 / M2200 Outlaw Monos / Sammy 55" LED

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Spoiler #212574 06/22/08 08:02 PM Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma terzaghi OP connoisseur OP terzaghi connoisseur Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma shes doesn't blink for quite some time before the staring contest even starts.. It seems like she is one of those people that hardly blinks at all. -David

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest terzaghi #212576 06/22/08 08:26 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona She's a cyborg. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest St_PatGuy #212577 06/22/08 08:41 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA C CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making C Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA One day, everyone will be.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest St_PatGuy #212587 06/22/08 11:03 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California pmbuko shareholder in the making pmbuko shareholder in the making Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California  Quote: She's a cyborg. For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest pmbuko #212595 06/22/08 11:33 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona  Originally Posted By: pmbuko For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. I'm so behind the sci-fi times. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest St_PatGuy #212597 06/22/08 11:42 PM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 7,786 Canada fredk axiomite fredk axiomite Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 7,786 Canada I think I like Cylons much better than cyborgs, even if they don't blink. Fred ------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest fredk #212611 06/23/08 03:45 AM Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma terzaghi OP connoisseur OP terzaghi connoisseur Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma hottest cyborg I've seen in quite some time. -David

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest terzaghi #212613 06/23/08 03:59 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,602 Winnipeg MB Canada B BrenR connoisseur BrenR connoisseur B Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,602 Winnipeg MB Canada I beat her but I've always had a freakishly low blink rate. Bren R.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest pmbuko #212683 06/23/08 05:26 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,102 Hollywood. (Canadian @ <3) Hutzal connoisseur Hutzal connoisseur Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,102 Hollywood. (Canadian @ <3)  Originally Posted By: pmbuko  Quote: She's a cyborg. For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. Just a bunch of Skin Jobs in here... Producer | Composer www.robbhutzal.com

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest terzaghi #212845 06/24/08 05:14 PM Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,955 PEI, Canada Murph axiomite Murph axiomite Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,955 PEI, Canada Cylons are mankind's greatest invention!!! . . With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Murph #212859 06/24/08 06:10 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA C CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making C Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA Don't you mean nylons?

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest CV #212862 06/24/08 06:18 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia Or pylons? Or pile-ons? Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Spoiler #212910 06/24/08 08:45 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,444 Likes: 16 Up yonder M michael_d connoisseur michael_d connoisseur M Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 4,444 Likes: 16 Up yonder  Originally Posted By: Spoiler I can't either...but her smile just melts me. Hu...she has the oposite effect on me and my, er, oh never mind.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest CV #212924 06/24/08 10:08 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,102 Hollywood. (Canadian @ <3) Hutzal connoisseur Hutzal connoisseur Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,102 Hollywood. (Canadian @ <3)  Originally Posted By: CV Don't you mean nylons? Don't you mean fish nets? Producer | Composer www.robbhutzal.com

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Hutzal #212928 06/25/08 01:23 AM Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 110 Blacksburg, VA prototype3a veteran prototype3a veteran Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 110 Blacksburg, VA Being a cyborg ain't that bad... I got chainsaw hands and steel teeth! M22 VP100 QS8 RX-V665 DMP-BD55 SMS-1 LFM-1+ LG47SL90 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest prototype3a #212930 06/25/08 01:53 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C shareholder in the making Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA The Mythbusters proved that steel teeth don't get you anywhere, and I imagine that opening a jar of pickles can get messy. Last edited by kcarlile; 06/25/08 01:53 AM. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Ken.C #212933 06/25/08 02:07 AM Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 7,786 Canada fredk axiomite fredk axiomite Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 7,786 Canada Tell that to Jaws. They seemed to work well for him. Fred ------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Ken.C #212934 06/25/08 02:09 AM Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 110 Blacksburg, VA prototype3a veteran prototype3a veteran Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 110 Blacksburg, VA The "Mythbusters" are often proved wrong... Generally their methods lack any sort of scientific or engineering basis. It is an amusing show though. M22 VP100 QS8 RX-V665 DMP-BD55 SMS-1 LFM-1+ LG47SL90 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest prototype3a #212936 06/25/08 02:39 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C shareholder in the making Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Actually, they do work pretty hard to do the science, behind the scenes. Can you cite an example where they were wrong (and have not yet corrected themselves through a revisited show)? Besides, steel teeth are pretty blatantly not going to work like Jaws' teeth did.. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest Ken.C #212945 06/25/08 12:20 PM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California pmbuko shareholder in the making pmbuko shareholder in the making Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California That's only because they are assuming that Jaws was a human. What if he had a titanium skull and hydraulic muscles?