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Re: J.P.'s office
CV #209936 05/30/08 04:41 PM
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 Originally Posted By: CV
I'm totally not scared of the prize.


. . .neither is his wife.


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Re: J.P.'s office
St_PatGuy #209938 05/30/08 04:43 PM
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She did marry me, after all ...


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Re: J.P.'s office
medic8r #209943 05/30/08 04:49 PM
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Is that after you clubbed her on the head and dragged her back to your cave?

Your such a romantic. . . ;\)


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Re: J.P.'s office
St_PatGuy #209944 05/30/08 04:50 PM
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I hypnotized her with the rainbow head.

Still haven't figured out how to get her to stop clucking like a chicken.


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Re: J.P.'s office
medic8r #209947 05/30/08 04:58 PM
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Well, marraige is all about compromise, right?


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Re: J.P.'s office
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Yeah, and we can use the eggs.

ba domp psht


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Re: J.P.'s office
medic8r #209949 05/30/08 05:08 PM
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\:D

That link'll come in handy!


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Re: J.P.'s office
medic8r #209951 05/30/08 05:26 PM
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 Originally Posted By: medic8r
Now pardon me while I go to the local cineplexxx for a quick afternoon matinee ...
Funny story about that... a buddy and I were doing some "report clay shooting" a few years back... 25 clays in a row, every time the thrower hears the shot (the report) he throws the next one... a real test of manual dexterity with a pump-action shotgun: load-sight picture-fire, repeat 25 times.

"You're pumping that thing like Pee Wee Herman in a p*rn* theatre!"

Bren R.

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<Pee Wee> HA HA !!! </Pee Wee>


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Re: J.P.'s office
medic8r #210220 06/02/08 02:14 PM
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While we are on the topic of harrasing mental health workers....
Actually Peter this won't even be targeted at you.

This morning on the radio I heard an interview with a gal running a call center. She was spouting off about how great it was to work there and that they just started a new employee assistance program. "Free counseling is now available to all employees, 7x24, by phone."

Soooo, call center employees who need counseling, are going to call another call center??? I think if anybody knew better than to call a call center, they would.

I can hear the automated IVR now.
--If you suffer from clinical depression, press 1.
--If you suffer from extreme anxiety, press 2 repeatedly.
"Beep"
-- Thank you for choosing our clinical depression service. All of our operators are currently busy. If you feel suicidal during your wait, please press 0 to talk to an operator.


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