political correctness now pervading America...
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Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
0A
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'
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Re: political correctness now pervading America...
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Perverted; sexually disfunctional
Serial killer;person with difficult to meet needs
Lazy; motivationally deficient
Fat; horizontally challenged
Fail; achieve a deficiency
Dishonest; ethically disoriented
Bald; follicularly challenged
Clumsy; uniquely coordinated
Body Odor; nondiscretionary fragrance
Alive; temporarily metabolically abled
Worst; least best
Wrong; differently logical
Ugly; cosmetically different
Unemployed; Involuntarily leisured
Short; vertically challenged
Dead; living impaired
Vagrant; nonspecifically destinationed individual
Spendthrift; negative saver
Drunk; Chemically inconvenienced
Pregnant; parasitically oppressed
Ignorant; knowledge-based non-possessor
(from ajokes.com)
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Re: political correctness now pervading America...
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5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
OK, I've gotta work this one into office conversation somehow.
Fred
------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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I'm picturing a weatherman in front of an animated weather map: "As you can see here, we have a rectal-cranial inversion settling over the mid-west" :::ducks:::
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Re: political correctness now pervading America...
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I liked the one where the main anchor lady said to the weather man, "Hey Bob, what happened to the 10" you promised last night?"
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And then he (innocently) tells her the 10" went to her mother.
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Speaking of pervading America, I just heard another person ask if your new president (Barry O'Bama) was Irish.
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Speaking of pervading America, I just heard another person ask if your new president (Barry O'Bama) was Irish. Speaking of perverting America... Bren R.
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