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Re: The world's newest Axiomite it born...
tomtuttle #274275 10/06/09 04:29 PM
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 Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Oddest. Thread. Ever.
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Re: The world's newest Axiomite it born...
tomtuttle #274276 10/06/09 04:30 PM
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I dunno, it's missing someone coming in and telling us we don't know anything about injuries and that other people have better ones.


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tomtuttle #274280 10/06/09 04:48 PM
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 Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
Oddest. Thread. Ever.

This has taken "hijack" to a new level. I have to say that my injuries pale in comparison to most of these. There was the time when I was going to teach my dog a "lesson". He got away from me in the back yard - infuriating me because he would not mind. I made a dive for the leash and snapped the bone that holds by thumb to the rest of my hand. My wife almost laughed at me. Then there was the time that I was going to stick my Scout Pocketknife into a tree like Daniel Boone. It just folded up on impact and sliced my index finger wide open. In the same vein, I was in Scouts one day and one of the other guys brought in a 13 blade Swiss Knife. I had never seen one and thought it was so cool that I would open all 13 blades at once. The 5th blade that I opened was the main blade. The sixth blade that I opened caused me to slice my middle finger wide open on the 5th blade.

So no terrible injuries - just kinda comical.


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Re: The world's newest Axiomite it born...
Ken.C #274284 10/06/09 05:06 PM
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 Originally Posted By: kcarlile
I dunno, it's missing someone coming in and telling us we don't know anything about injuries and that other people have better ones.


Scars make better stories than tattoos, or so I've heard. Though, I've got a few scars that I wouldn't mind trading for a tat.

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Re: The world's newest Axiomite it born...
a401classic #274286 10/06/09 05:27 PM
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How about a scar tattoo?

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CV #274287 10/06/09 05:29 PM
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Self inflicted scars don't count. They're like press-on tattoos.


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Adrian #274288 10/06/09 05:31 PM
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Well, it wasn't precisely self-inflicted. The tattoo artist did the damage. Partial credit?

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CV #274289 10/06/09 05:36 PM
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Let's say it was "willfull" so it lacks a "real story". Kinda hard to say...."I got run over by a combine on the farm and ended up with a scar that looks like birds and bamboo chutes".


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CV #274291 10/06/09 05:49 PM
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 Originally Posted By: CV
How about a scar tattoo?

Gotta say, I just don't get it.

Maybe that makes me old, but where will it end? Next generation: Limb removal to show you're cool?


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Adrian #274292 10/06/09 05:52 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Adrian
Let's say it was "willfull" so it lacks a "real story".


To be fair, some nasty "real" scars are the result of drinking, and enough people blame their tattoos on the same thing.

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