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I don't know how old this guy is but whenever I get around a young lady less than 25 I think to myself WinTF could I possibly have in common with that. A 52 year old coworker is married (fourth marriage) to a 29 year old woman with a couple of toe headed kids ... no way would I ever be crazy enough to put myself through that kind of misery, he says his two year old keeps him young. I'd be like just eff'n shoot me in the head right now.

Toe headed? Lol!


Is that anything like "slack jawed"?

I goofed Adrian, that should actually read *tow* headed kids. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it but I'm old and cannot think clearly at times ... which, come to think of it might very well be why some of the older types go for the not-so-bright but oh so physically well proportioned younger women.

I think "toe headed" sounds better.


Actually I've never heard the expression, that's why I thought it was funny....toe/tow headed!!...

Whenever I first heard it (thank you Drive By Truckers, 'The Righteous Path') my thought was that they were talking about kids in tow or maybe a reference to the looks of a baby's head to that of a big toe (again, I'm old and thing strange things at times) but was told it's actually in reference to fair haired or almost white hair on kids.

Best answer yet!

I agree with the general consensus here the more and more that I think about it. I will point her in the right direction of a keylogger, but also tell her to "lawyer up" as it was so wonderfully put.

This guy has always been an a$$, and she is just wanting to know if he is flirting, or sleeping with this 19 year old. If he is "flirting" then she is willing to tough it out (so she says) until the kids are grown, but man, that it going to be 15 years before the youngest is 18.

It is easy for me to say "dump the guy" but I am not in the situation, and I know that many, many times the woman will "deal with" a problem because of the kids...

You're singing my song again.

The pants comment reminds me of a funny story. I was in a nursing home years ago as a kid visiting my great grandmother. I remember walking down the hall with my family to get to her room. A bunch of the residents/patients were in the hallway. They pretty much all had physical and/or mental problems at this point in their lives. Anyway, we walk by a door along the hallway that is for the community bathroom. This old woman is opens the door up partway, sticks her head out, and says to me, "Hey Sonny, give me your pants!"