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Re: OT: Jokes
Ken.C #299905 04/02/10 12:05 AM
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You're not supposed to toss babies in the air??

Actually, I think I have some pictures as evidence that Stevie did not care to be thrown in the air.

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AdamP88 #299906 04/02/10 12:06 AM
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My son liked it, my daughter doesn't.


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Re: OT: Jokes
AdamP88 #299907 04/02/10 12:07 AM
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My dad used to do that with me, my mom told me, and one time he threw me a little too high which messed up his timing. . .and, well, the floor caught me instead.

That might explain a lot. . .

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Re: OT: Jokes
St_PatGuy #299921 04/02/10 03:00 AM
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kids bounce.


I mean bounce right back. after a week or so.

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pmbuko #299922 04/02/10 03:28 AM
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Does bouncing off the ceiling count?


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Re: OT: Jokes
pmbuko #299937 04/02/10 05:32 AM
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Good stuff. I like the guy looking at his watch for "Drying Baby." At least he's timing it!

Re: OT: Jokes
pmbuko #300321 04/04/10 08:52 PM
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I'm sorry, but Putting Baby to Bed the wrong way seemed to work just fine for "Eraserhead."


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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #300833 04/08/10 05:30 AM
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Best bumper stickers sighted on highways this week:

1. Re-elect No One

2. Hey, dude, don't be so sexist. Bitches hate that!


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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #300869 04/08/10 01:29 PM
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My car sports several:

"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country."
"Not even I can prevent narcissism"
"Evolution is just a theory - kind of like gravity!"


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Re: OT: Jokes
medic8r #300882 04/08/10 02:57 PM
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All good ones! Two all-time faves:
* Help Stamp Out Opera

* Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.


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