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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #302931 04/23/10 03:10 AM
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Man wakes up in the morning next to a woman he met the previous night at a party.

"Ummm," he stammers.
"What is it. Just say it," she responds.
"OK," he says, sheepishly. "Well, I should have asked this last night I suppose. You don't have any bad diseases do you?"
"Like what?" she asks, indignantly.
"Ummm, like AIDS?"
"Of course not, you idiot," she blares."

"Oh, Thank God," he replies. "I wouldn't wanna get that again!"

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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #303259 04/25/10 09:16 PM
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From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:

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KING: And you will be touring all summer?

NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic.

KING: Got a joke?

NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know.

KING: Anyone say, you could change the world?

NELSON: How about a golfing joke.

KING: A golfing joke.

NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.


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Re: OT: Jokes
medic8r #303260 04/25/10 09:29 PM
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 Originally Posted By: medic8r
From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:

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KING: And you will be touring all summer?

NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic.

KING: Got a joke?

NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know.

KING: Anyone say, you could change the world?

NELSON: How about a golfing joke.

KING: A golfing joke.

NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.


That's so right!


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Re: OT: Jokes
Glitchy #303368 04/26/10 08:34 PM
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Bout time someone said it.


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Re: OT: Jokes
Ken.C #303371 04/26/10 08:47 PM
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Re: OT: Jokes
pmbuko #303373 04/26/10 08:51 PM
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Re: OT: Jokes
MarkSJohnson #303375 04/26/10 09:19 PM
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Content is King.


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Re: OT: Jokes
tomtuttle #303377 04/26/10 09:41 PM
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I guess that means Tom qualifies for membership?


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Re: OT: Jokes
MarkSJohnson #303499 04/27/10 06:33 PM
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 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Are there others?


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Re: OT: Jokes
Murph #303705 04/28/10 08:32 PM
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