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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Ken.C #335249 01/22/11 01:11 AM
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Voiceovers! I couldn't stop laughing......too funny!


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Ya_basta #336476 02/01/11 04:18 AM
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Whatever you do, do not click on this. You'll be sorry.....

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CatBrat #336487 02/01/11 05:29 AM
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terzaghi #336551 02/01/11 07:20 PM
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Dude, you crashing my party??

He even talks the cops into letting the band play one more after a noise complaint.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
fredk #336603 02/02/11 12:10 AM
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking dem
bud-lite.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, 'You know me, I'm tired of going tru
life without dat education. Tomorrow me I'm goin to dat Community College
and sign me up for some classes.'

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea and the two have another bud-lite.

The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Boudreaux says. 'What's dat Hun?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard.'

'Dat's right, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house.'

'Mais Yeh, I got me a house dare.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Mais Yeh dats right too, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. Dat's amazing, you were able to find all dat out
because I got da weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes,
how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic? ' Thibodeaux says, 'What's dat?'

Boudreaux says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Den you're a homosexual.'


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
RickF #336614 02/02/11 12:30 AM
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HaHa!

An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk...

"Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk shouts...."Yes I am !!"

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk....

"Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies..."No, oi have nah found Jesus"

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer, pulls him out again and asks him...

"Have you found Jesus me brother?"

Again the drunk answers...."No, oi have nah found Jesus"

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs, he pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again....

"For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher...

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
RickF #336720 02/02/11 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By: RickF
Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Den you're a homosexual.'


Wow! That IS correct! Amazing!


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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BobKay #336729 02/02/11 05:14 PM
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I'm glad I've got 2 weed eaters. This had me worried for a while.

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CatBrat #336730 02/02/11 05:20 PM
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Ummm, you don't wack weeds on both sides of the fence do you?


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Adrian #336732 02/02/11 05:23 PM
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laugh


The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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