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A non-prurient sex question
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In the throws of the wildest passion, do you, or do you not like to have your name invoked? (Your real name, Tank, your real name!)

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In the throws of the wildest passion


I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above?


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MarkSJohnson #337996 02/11/11 05:52 PM
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Apparently it involves casting your partner across the room, perhaps with some kind of catapult mechanism?


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Ken.C #337997 02/11/11 05:54 PM
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Touche! Or, ah, trebuchet?


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BobKay #337998 02/11/11 05:57 PM
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Guys, please. Don't depress me with an inability to even relate to the question.

Think about the last time you were drunk. Or is that self-contradictory? I mean, drinking and thinking.


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BobKay #338003 02/11/11 06:04 PM
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In the throes of the wildest passion, her brain temporarily stops operating at a level which permits speech.

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pmbuko #338004 02/11/11 06:08 PM
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But everyone here pretty much thinks that about ALL women. (And about themselves.)

I need more specific information.

Like, "Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that!


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MarkSJohnson #338005 02/11/11 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
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In the throws of the wildest passion


I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above?

Sorry, I can't. But Joyce's boyfriend may be able to help.
I have his phone number, wait... looking, looking...


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BobKay #338009 02/11/11 06:26 PM
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"Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that!

Nah, I think she just calls him JohnK like the rest of us do ...


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medic8r #338012 02/11/11 06:35 PM
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Point!


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BobKay #338048 02/11/11 08:57 PM
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I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it.


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That kind of, er, umm, customization has been available on line for a long time. Get (off) with the program.

See, Cam! Jeez! I slide so easily into the gutter when you're around. You bring out the best in me.

And, for the record, since not one person has given a real answer, I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. I'm using that word loosley, of course.

Since it's so common a name in my generation, I knew there were at least a million Bob's that could have been cuckolding me----with total impugnity!


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Point!

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Originally Posted By: BobKay
I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy.

Me either!


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Originally Posted By: medic8r
Originally Posted By: BobKay
I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy.

Me either!


Oh, ya. Like "Julius" would do it for me.


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Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened.

While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger!


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I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.


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Originally Posted By: Adrian
I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.
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Ya_basta #338126 02/12/11 04:05 AM
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Isn't saying your partner's name something that's only done in movies?!


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"I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it."

The above is probably the funniest thing ever typed into this forum.

but then.....

"the Stranger"

now you are reaching.


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Lampshade #338154 02/12/11 12:39 PM
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Ya win some, ya lose some smile.


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Ya_basta #338159 02/12/11 03:02 PM
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"reaching" was a joke


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We needed a rim shot on that one.

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Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"reaching" was a joke


Damn it! I figured so smile . I was going to reply "I was definitely reaching" grin .


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Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
We needed a rim shot on that one.
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Let's try that one again...

Quote:
now you are reaching.

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Originally Posted By: wheelz999
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Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened.

While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger!


I prefer auto-erotic asphyxia.


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danmagicman7 #338288 02/13/11 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".

You mean, the Irish one, right? O'God, O'God, O'God. That one?


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Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".


You get around, guy.

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CV #338330 02/13/11 09:21 PM
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God, to Cheech Marin upon his entry refusal at the Mexican border: But I have children all over the world.

Cheech: Ah! Si, si. You are a rock star then?


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Sry, I was going to quote a Cheech a Chong song but found it inappropriate.

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