A non-prurient sex question
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In the throws of the wildest passion, do you, or do you not like to have your name invoked? (Your real name, Tank, your real name!)
Feel free to answer for others.
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In the throws of the wildest passion I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above?
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Apparently it involves casting your partner across the room, perhaps with some kind of catapult mechanism?
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Touche! Or, ah, trebuchet?
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Guys, please. Don't depress me with an inability to even relate to the question.
Think about the last time you were drunk. Or is that self-contradictory? I mean, drinking and thinking.
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In the throes of the wildest passion, her brain temporarily stops operating at a level which permits speech.
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But everyone here pretty much thinks that about ALL women. (And about themselves.)
I need more specific information.
Like, "Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that!
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In the throws of the wildest passion I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above? Sorry, I can't. But Joyce's boyfriend may be able to help. I have his phone number, wait... looking, looking...
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"Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that! Nah, I think she just calls him JohnK like the rest of us do ...
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Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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All this thread does is win.
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I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it.
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That kind of, er, umm, customization has been available on line for a long time. Get (off) with the program.
See, Cam! Jeez! I slide so easily into the gutter when you're around. You bring out the best in me.
And, for the record, since not one person has given a real answer, I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. I'm using that word loosley, of course.
Since it's so common a name in my generation, I knew there were at least a million Bob's that could have been cuckolding me----with total impugnity!
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Point!
Cam, that's funny, raht thar.
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I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. Me either!
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I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. Me either! Oh, ya. Like "Julius" would do it for me.
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Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened. While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger!
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I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.
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I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.
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Isn't saying your partner's name something that's only done in movies?!
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"I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it."
The above is probably the funniest thing ever typed into this forum.
but then.....
"the Stranger"
now you are reaching.
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Ya win some, ya lose some .
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We needed a rim shot on that one.
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Damn it! I figured so . I was going to reply "I was definitely reaching" .
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We needed a rim shot on that one.
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Let's try that one again...
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Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".
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Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened. While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger! I prefer auto-erotic asphyxia.
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Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God". You mean, the Irish one, right? O'God, O'God, O'God. That one?
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Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God". You get around, guy.
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God, to Cheech Marin upon his entry refusal at the Mexican border: But I have children all over the world.
Cheech: Ah! Si, si. You are a rock star then?
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Sry, I was going to quote a Cheech a Chong song but found it inappropriate.
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