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Amazon.com Thanks You
#340282 02/27/11 10:52 AM
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Got this in the mail today. Is this a sign I spend too much at Amazon.com?





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CV #340284 02/27/11 02:04 PM
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Did she include a pic?


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Argon #340288 02/27/11 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By: Argon
Did she include a pic?


First thing I thought of too. wink


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grunt #340316 02/27/11 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By: grunt
Originally Posted By: Argon
Did she include a pic?


First thing I thought of too. wink


Hmmm.... I was looking for hearts above the lower case letters 'i.' Hell, not even a smiley face. I don't think "Brittany" was at all sincere.

Wanna pic of Ms. Brit? Here, I'll "paint" one for you:

She's 42 and single. She lives outside of Murfreesboro, TN----way outside----no trailers allowed within city limits.

She has had 3 children by 4 different fathers, though she can't be sure where any of them (children AND fathers) went after they were taken away by some court or other. Whooops! I stand corrected. She does know where her oldest is, but she can't remember which penitentiary.

Her new teeth look great! They make her feel better about dropping out of Weight Watchers 9 years running. It was either the Dew or the meth, but one of 'em had to go. Her new teeth still leave those options wide open, though. Huh, Brittany?

She has friends much younger than herself confined to Hover Rounds, so there's no alienation there whatsoever.
She IS jealous that her other friends don't need to replace their tires and struts every 3 months, but that's OK.

When she was younger, she was hot enough to be gainfully employed in the Mexican Adult Animal Entertainment industry. But, that was a long time, and many, many tires ago. Besides, she can't even get to those parts to wash 'em anymore. Just hope that the day you meet her, someone snuck a box of baking soda on the seat of her SccooterStore, without her noticing. Pretty easy, these days.

So, the next time you're on a "chat" line, just think of Brittany. She's waiting for you to call...
I'll bet she'd find each one of you to be f-i-n-e!


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BobKay #340321 02/27/11 09:38 PM
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We'll see if that's enough to cure CV of his Amazon addiction.


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fredk #340322 02/27/11 09:44 PM
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You forgot to mention brakes Bob.

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SBrown #340326 02/27/11 10:35 PM
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Gee, thanks Bob.

Way to ruin the fantasy!


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MarkSJohnson #340330 02/27/11 11:18 PM
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Well, I was going to suggest Handwriting analysis but Bob(?) has outdone himself this time. You aren't related in any way to Jim Carrey are you Bob(?)?


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Argon #340331 02/27/11 11:30 PM
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I think she may be left handed.


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ClubNeon #340349 02/28/11 02:53 AM
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it certainly slants backwards....


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