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So if someone "has an accident" after drinking all night, you can't tell the difference between that and a meal? is that what is called in french "le/la ramasser à la petite cuiller" ? "pick him/her up from the pavement with a spoon" ?
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I love out-of-context warning messages. I rotated batches of them for months on my email signature at work. You know, like...
This message may be monitored for quality control or customer service training purposes. This part not used. Ohio law requires valuables be deposited in safety deposit boxes. No Horse Hitching. Overhead Utilities. Not responsible for well-done steaks. Add toner. No stopping on bridge. Please notify management if this restroom needs attention.
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No it isn't.
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Somebody put that on the reader board in our lobby recently. I cracked up.
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We have a new restaurant in town called The Whistlestop Cafe that has all you could ever want with poutine (51 different choices). As you can imagine, it's a hugely popular stop when the bars close. Can I even have my poutine on a Ritz (cracker)?
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We have a new restaurant in town called The Whistlestop Cafe that has all you could ever want with poutine (51 different choices). As you can imagine, it's a hugely popular stop when the bars close. Can I even have my poutine on a Ritz (cracker)? If you take your crackers, yes  .
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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With products like motion sensing controllers for gaming consoles being ever so popular, I'm sure television manufacturers have had plenty of instances of Wii controllers flying into television screens by accident and stupid parents arguing about that being covered under warranty.
I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.
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Why stupid? What do they have to lose?
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OK. So they are stupid (because they should know the answer to the question OBVIOUSLY) and cheap (do anything possible to avoid paying for repairs like making a big stink to customer service ). Making a big stink still won't matter in this case.
I’m armed and I’m drinking. You don’t want to listen to advice from me, amigo.
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Can I even have my poutine on a Ritz (cracker)?
Ha!! that's a good one Peter! How about poutine on the (hot)dog? ....mehhh.
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