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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
BrenR #251303 03/11/09 07:21 PM
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 Originally Posted By: BrenR
I just atomized peanut butter all over the screen.

I guess if you're going to blow chunks, this is the less upsetting way? Or not?


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
medic8r #251304 03/11/09 07:39 PM
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I knew a guy named "Chunks" in high school.

I think THAT might be the most upsetting way.


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
MarkSJohnson #251327 03/11/09 10:19 PM
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Not for Chunks!


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
medic8r #251328 03/11/09 10:22 PM
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So, I should hook up that classmate of mine with Chunks, for research purposes. Got it. I like it when a plan comes together.


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
MarkSJohnson #251387 03/12/09 04:45 AM
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 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
I knew a guy named "Chunks" in high school.


This girl likes calling me "Chuckles." I think she may have a clown fetish.

Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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The way to find out is to ask her out and when you go to pick her up, let the other 29 guys get out of the car first.


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
MarkSJohnson #251408 03/12/09 12:11 PM
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Ways I have ruined relationships......

5. Not realizing the girl thought it actually was a relationship after just one date.
-Obviously too clingy anyways.

4. Not believing someone when they said, "If you would risk your life skydiving, then I can't risk mine by seeing you."
-Obviously a control freak anyways.

3. Not fighting back enough when my buddies rushed into my apartment, politely pre-apologized to my girlfriend then grabbed me by all four limbs, gagged me, and took me on a roadtrip.
-Obviously no sense of humor anyways.

2. Explained why my friends nicknamed her "Oscar" because she was too grouchy all the time.
-Do I have to explain this one?

1. Laughing with my out loud voice when she asked me when she would be getting the ring.
-Obviously she had 'pet rabbit boiler' written all over her.



Best Way I 'almost' blew a relationship:

1. After receiving an obscene, heavy breather call in the middle of the night, I rolled over, passed the phone to my wife and told her "It's for you."
-Yup, it was only an 'almost' and that's why she's a keeper.


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Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
Murph #251459 03/12/09 03:56 PM
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\:D Nice almost.

Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
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 Originally Posted By: Murph
Ways I have ruined relationships......

1. Being myself.

Bren R.

Re: So what are you dreaming of tonight?
BrenR #251471 03/12/09 04:51 PM
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Note to self: Do not be Bren.

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