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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #277798 11/05/09 07:08 PM
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Re: A Mans Journey...
CV #277946 11/06/09 11:54 PM
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 33 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 40 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that after 20 years of marriage she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


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Re: A Mans Journey...
fredk #277947 11/07/09 12:05 AM
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Re: A Mans Journey...
SirQuack #277950 11/07/09 01:37 AM
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The guy who sent me the email will appreciate those.


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Re: A Mans Journey...
fredk #278026 11/07/09 06:01 PM
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Fred

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fredk #278037 11/07/09 10:29 PM
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Some people just never got their fair share of grey matter.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #278236 11/09/09 06:18 PM
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I just watched this very entertaining CG cartoon about a rookie CIA agent's run-in with a pigeon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjUAnPc2VA

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
pmbuko #278399 11/10/09 10:48 AM
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Fred

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
fredk #278404 11/10/09 12:29 PM
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Yeah. Especially the eyes.

Last edited by MarkSJohnson; 11/10/09 12:32 PM. Reason: (I stole a GIF from Jack just for this post!)

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
MarkSJohnson #278416 11/10/09 02:01 PM
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I find it very hard to believe that they could endure the high pressure spray of a car wash. Especially on...........the eyes.

I know my ..........eyes....are shrinking back into my body just thinking about it.

Also, depending on what options they paid for, waxing my ..........eyes.... also paints a disturbing picture that I don't want to think about, either.

I now understand why my dog never liked the car wash. He takes very good care when he washes his.........eyes.... also.


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