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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380534 07/22/12 06:20 PM
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At the supermarket yesterday picking up some fixings for making a batch of jalapeno garlic dill pickles. The herb section has a bunch of buckets, one for each type of herb. Not sure what was in the dill bucket (looked like curly parsley) but definitely not dill. The "vegetable manager" insisted it was dill, and said no it didn't look like what was in the curly parsley bucket.

In the end he pointed me to a squeeze tube of "dill seasoning". I said that wouldn't really be the same because I was making dill pickles, whereupon he asks...

"You can make pickles ?"

I went to another store.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380570 07/23/12 11:42 AM
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Stores can be frightening. I once recall a similar fight at Canadian Tire get a shock on a Sunday when no auto-supply stores are open.

What kind of vehicle?
2003 TJ, Rubicon but you won't find it that way, here is the part number.
I don't see TJ. Is that like a Wrangler?
Yes, TJ is the Canadian term for Wranglers.
OK, so a 2003 TJ, how many cylinders?
6 but I don't want the part you are about to find.
Why?
Because I lifted my Jeep and I need a longer shock. This is the part number. I broke one and I just want this cheap one to -do me until the one I ordered online arrives so I can drive it now.
--I swear I could hear a cricket under the counter at this point--
Well, what make it model is the one you want from?
I don't know but I know this one fits. Can you not search by part number?
I can, but then it might not fit your vehicle.
--must suppress anger--
Please call your manager to help me, or your dad or whoever fixed your bicycle so you could get to work today after your paper route.








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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380990 08/01/12 02:47 PM
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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380991 08/01/12 03:35 PM
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With the looks on their faces, they all appear to be constipated.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380994 08/01/12 03:50 PM
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Yeah, I'll bet they're not even getting any little whisper farts of bass.


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medic8r #380995 08/01/12 04:01 PM
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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #380996 08/01/12 04:18 PM
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Funny!

Please don't drag me into this.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #381004 08/01/12 04:51 PM
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That was funny.


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Murph #381456 08/13/12 11:52 PM
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