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#387103 - 12/19/12 12:30 PM A Christmas wish from GOD
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
Posts: 3113
Loc: Massachusetts Badlands
I was going to stop by on Monday with a Christmas wish, but I was afraid that there just might be something to this 12/21/12 thing, so I’ve moved it up my calendar. Just to be safe, you should probably spend most of tomorrow making end-of-days preparations; give the dog a bath, p/u the vacuum at the repair shop, drop off the dry cleansing, check on the delivery status of your Amazon order, and get to the P.O. with those change-of-address cards...

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, but hey, it’s not like the Mayans and I were ever tight, ya know. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for letting blood and exposing entrails in MY name, but those people were more than confused and just plain crazy. No telling what they were capable of.

On the bright side, is it really worth living without Funny Bones and Ring Dings? I tried to broker a last minute deal with a Chinese company, but they wanted to reformulate the “crème” filling with partially hydrogenated palm kernel oil whipped with granulated melamine. I told them, “Sorry guys, but this ain’t dog food or baby formula here, no deal.” (I tried, I failed, so kill me. Perpetuity can be such a yawn.)

Anyway, I’d like to wish you all…

“Hey, Dad?”

Jesus Christ, what is it now?

“Well, I was just thinking…”

No, no, not that again! Look, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you over 2,000 times, you’re not getting a birthday gift AND a Christmas gift!

“But everyone else…”

Oh, and if everyone else was going to hell in a hand basket for Xmas break, then you’d wanna go, too! You have been such a slacker. I know times are tough and lots of peoples’ adult kids move home---for a while! You’ve been here for 1,979 years and nothing!

“What about the huge success of my WWJD bracelets?”

Ya, well Lance Armstrong had bracelets, too! BFD! And what’d you do with most of the profits? You gave ‘em to the Knights of Columbus! And what’d THEY spend it on? A “water cooler” contract from Grey Goose and a karaoke machine for every post in North America! At least you didn’t give any to the Masons.

“But, Da-ad…”

Holy Mary, Mother of GOD, will you come get him outta here so I can finish this?!

“Jesus?”

“Yes, Ma.”

“Can you come help me make the fish sandwiches for lunch?” I’m fresh outta tartar sauce and I thought you could whip up something, you know, like from nothing.”

“Coming, Ma.”


Sorry. Where was I? Oh! A Christmas wish for you.

PEACE ON EAR.........hell, who’m I kidding. LOOK! The FedEx truck is in the driveway! Yaaay!!!


Note to Scott:
Ya, well I hate YOUR kids’ birthdays, too!


(as dictated to GOD’s humble messenger on earth, PopeBobthe53rd@gmail.com)


Edited by GOD (12/19/12 12:33 PM)
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#387105 - 12/19/12 12:51 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
tomtuttle Online   happy
axiomite

Registered: 06/20/03
Posts: 8268
Loc: Tacoma
laugh

Thanks, Bob.
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#387106 - 12/19/12 12:53 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
MarkSJohnson Online   happy
shareholder in the making

Registered: 09/27/04
Posts: 10829
Loc: Central NH
Bob, that made my day!
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#387108 - 12/19/12 01:32 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
Murph Offline
axiomite

Registered: 10/05/06
Posts: 6730
Loc: PEI, Canada
That was hilarious! Welcome back.
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#387109 - 12/19/12 01:45 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
a401classic Offline
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Registered: 11/29/06
Posts: 1168
Loc: Alpharetta, GA
Originally Posted By: GOD
Note to Scott:
Ya, well I hate YOUR kids’ birthdays, too!


Hey! Leave my kids out of this. They have to wait 'til the lake freezes to try that walking on water thing.

Happy Holidays!
_________________________
Scott

My HT

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#387119 - 12/19/12 10:16 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: a401classic]
fredk Offline
axiomite

Registered: 12/06/07
Posts: 7031
Loc: Canada
And here I was worried you'd gone for electro shock therapy and would return all normal like.

Merry Christmas
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!

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#387134 - 12/20/12 03:47 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
medic8r Offline
axiomite

Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6380
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Bob, if you are reading this, I've been meaning to contact you. Sorry I dropped the ball. Look, a squirrel!
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#387135 - 12/20/12 03:56 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
tomtuttle Online   happy
axiomite

Registered: 06/20/03
Posts: 8268
Loc: Tacoma
Oooh! Shiny!
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#387136 - 12/20/12 04:14 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: BobKay]
CatBrat Online   content
axiomite

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5796
Loc: Some random location
Yuk! Squishy.

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#387164 - 12/21/12 12:46 PM Re: A Christmas wish from GOD [Re: CatBrat]
a401classic Offline
connoisseur

Registered: 11/29/06
Posts: 1168
Loc: Alpharetta, GA
Mmm! Pre-tenderized!!
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Scott

My HT

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