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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388060 01/10/13 02:27 AM
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Its not PC but then I didn't really feel anyone here was. Sorry if I offended anyone.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388098 01/10/13 05:47 PM
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Every audiophile review... ever.

Make sure you hit refresh to generate a new review. smile

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388104 01/10/13 06:14 PM
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tannic bottoms and farmyardy treble regions


Oh. Gawd. Can't. Breathe. laugh laugh laugh


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
tomtuttle #388107 01/10/13 06:20 PM
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I got one that ended in "Baked-in waves of artichoke draw the curtains." smile

Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
pmbuko #388139 01/10/13 11:23 PM
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... Available in walnut, cherrywood, and as a Riesling, the XB5-00 is available now.

Yum.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388176 01/11/13 04:46 PM
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Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Think about it.

The question was submitted to President Obama during his Reddit "AskMeAnything" session last August, but it was not selected by his staff, so he never saw it. This article brings up the question. Skip to the part after the chair pictures if you don't want to read the whole thing. NSFW language in the article.

I saw this because Andrew Sullivan blogged about it here. Then, his readers chimed in, which to me is the really funny part about this: click through this post to read about the strategic use of bread, horse maces, and a Trojan Duck. Plus, Preston Manning gets in on the action.


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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medic8r #388266 01/12/13 05:20 PM
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Hmm... horse fricasee for 100 or a year's supply of giant duck meat. Tough choice.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388404 01/14/13 08:55 PM
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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388407 01/14/13 09:35 PM
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Adult Truths -

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
MarkSJohnson #388422 01/15/13 12:57 AM
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+1 to number 20 but it hardly ever happens

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