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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
MarkSJohnson #403266 04/18/14 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
You guys know it's not my birthday, right? smile


I guess you just looked older today.

Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Originally Posted By: fredk
::runs away shouting happy birthday::

Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa!

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Originally Posted By: Adrian
Oh, Dang!!

Guess I'll just keep this jointer planer I bought for you then.

That's cool. I already have both a jointer and planer. If you want, though, I wouldn't complain if you exchanged them for a gift card for me to put towards a nice lathe, though!

Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
So, how WAS the colonoscopy?

Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing.

And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined.

Originally Posted By: CV
I guess you just looked older today.

Well, if THAT is how it's figured, I should be celebrating my 137th birthday.

As an aside- If I DO make it to 137, hire a couple of busty, sexy nurses to make sure I never see 138.

Originally Posted By: fredk
::runs away shouting happy birthday::

Funny! Though ::running away while showering Mark with expensive gifts:: would have been better!


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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
medic8r #403274 04/18/14 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
So, how WAS the colonoscopy?

Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing.

And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined.

A few more cc's of "sleep juice" would have helped....

with the imagination, I mean.


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Adrian #403276 04/18/14 04:45 PM
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Are we there yet?


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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Gastroenterologist: OK, Mr. Johnson, just relax and we'll begin. Sorry that you came in on the week that our nurse bikini team is on vacation ... anyway, looking good so far, you did a good job with the prep ... wasn't that special Kool-Aid just the best drink ever? ... hey, I see something ... what's this ... it's a little sign ... what the? Nurse, get over here ... tell me what you see?!

Nurse: "Bob was here"


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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
medic8r #403280 04/18/14 06:11 PM
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Wait.

There was supposed to be a different Gastroenterologist?

But Bob told me he WAS the Gastroenterologist!

I THOUGHT there was something wrong when he passed by the paper mask in favor of a leather hood!


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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
MarkSJohnson #403281 04/18/14 06:29 PM
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"Originally Posted By: tomtuttle
So, how WAS the colonoscopy?

Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing.

And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined."

I just had a heart cath and I had TWO of the most beautiful nurses I've had. Under the spell of the joy juice, I actually told one I hoped she would take it in the respectful spirit given that I thought she was a very beautiful woman. Miraculously, she neither smacked me nor sued me for sexual harassment.

P.S. I don't know if you have been in a hospital lately, but I am seriously considering having my name and birth date tattooed on my forehead. They can't do anything without asking for those two pieces of information. I must have repeated them 20 times per day, at least.



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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
MarkSJohnson #403282 04/18/14 06:49 PM
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Have you been born yet???

Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Not yet.

But Jacks story made my heart beat more....


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